Warped FloatWarped Float

You're just a kid, and life is a nightmare. Wanna listen to Iron Maiden, maybe? Na-na, na-na, na-na na-na-na-na! I'll stop, but you could hear each of those, couldn't you. They vibrate your soul and you still know every lyric. We get it; we also shopped at Hot Topic. Let's be real: we all looked sick and those years were the best. Let's do it again. It's time for Warped Float.  Everyone's punk rock dream girl- the one and only Molly Cohen- is finally back to Lead us through the streets. She's found the hidden gems and secret passageways of Sherman Oaks, and we're going to run around like no one can tell us what to do, because they can't.  We want your band tees, your studded belts, your dyed hair straightend over one eye only. We want your emo and your joy. Mixes by psylum (Molly) and DJ Mommy Longlegs (Jess Woodworth) will guarantee that you're the best teenage dirtbag, baby. Don't forget: this month's Float is the SECOND weekend on July 10th and 11th! TO OUR NEW FRIENDS:  What The Float is a roaming silent disco dance party. We walk and dance out around the neighborhood listening to music in the provided special headphones. The music matches our surroundings in real time, so it's part dance party, part curated adventure! Simultaneously LA's most private dance party and its most public spectacle, we'll lead you not just on a journey through the city's landmarks and secret passageways, but also through the inner reaches of your own freshly liberated soul. We facilitate safe spaces for our community members to celebrate themselves, explore their city, and above all: experience JOY. (Remember joy?!) All are welcome. Dance it alllll out, or just walk along and vibe: the night is yours! Have your own journey, or party with friends. Just don't miss it, because these are the nights to remember. TO HAVE THE MOST FUN: Arrive as early as 7:30 to meet the community and enjoy some delicious bevvies. But the adventure begins and WE DEPART AT 8:30, so don't be late! Sensible shoes are required! Flat and closed-toe are musts, and sneakers are best. Lewks appreciated, but optional! Wear whatever best enables your movement and makes you feel awesome. You can expect the night to end around 11:00 pm, right around where it started. (Not sure what you’re getting yourself into? That's understandable! You're so brave! It's beyond worth it; Let us explain.) The fine print: This is an age 21+ only event. All tickets are FULLY REFUNDABLE, no questions asked, with advance notice. COVID and various other horrors persist, and if you are in any way concerned about your health, we would very much prefer you stayed home! You DO NOT need to buy the event insurance, just let us know so we can let someone else in; these events are small and they will sell out!